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Since Ron White is in town (and I’m going to be in the 5th row for his
show tonight), I thought I would share some quotes:

About an hour later, I was drinking and I forgot. Ever forget? It
happened to me.

I don’t know how many of them it would have taken to whip my ass, but
I knew how many they were going to use.

“Mr. White, you are being charged with drunk in public-K!” I was like,
“Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I was drunk in a bar! They, threw me
into public-K! I don’t want to be drunk in public! I wanna be drunk in
a bar, which is perfectly legal! Arrest them!”

When I was seventeen, I was arrested for being drunk in… public.
And one DWI, which was a bogus charge, cause it turns out they were
stopping every driver, traveling down that particular sidewalk. And
that’s profiling. And profiling is wrong!

Other state’s are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s
putting in an express lane

See you at the show!

Of course this will never happen, but at least Snoop Dogg has good
taste in football teams.

Oh and if coaching the Steelers would happen to fall through, Mr.
D-O-double-G says he does have a backup plan: “If I wanted to, if I
trained, I could be an NFL wide receiver. ‘Cause I have the ability to
get open.”

Source: New York Daily News

Squirting an Official With a Water Bottle $25,000.
Ramming a Meter Maid $1,200 And Probation.
Mooning Pack Fans $10,000.
Zero Rings for Randy Moss. PRICELESS.

These are what four new billboards have to say about randy moss.

See the article here

Was this concept so hard to believe that a study had to be done in
order to prove it?

“In unusual research involving uniquely designed underwear,
researchers found that obese people stand or move about much less
during waking hours than lean people do, and therefore burn an average
350 fewer calories per day.”

Oh yeah, and how fun does “uniquely designed underwear” sound!

Read the article yourself here:
http://articles.health.msn.com/id/100100247/?GT1=6065

Well, I got to pick up my diploma today, so thats pretty exciting.

See It Here

Now if I could just find who it is I need to flash this at to get a job!

I have found what I’m going to do…
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6867209/?GT1=6065

Body part suggestions anyone?

Congratulations, if your reading this you were able to live through
the most depressing day of the year.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6847012/

Well thats a bummer.

Well the tension is getting pretty thick here on riddle ave. It may
take all of my energy just to keep steve from passing out.

Well its almost game time!

Here We Go Steelers!

Man, what a tease that weather forecast was! I was really looking
forward to an afternoon of watching car wrecks on our hill and
building snowmen or something.

Oh well, at least wimer is still making pancakes today.

Anyone know if the wvu game is televised today?